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| Would You Get Re-married? |
"A man and his wife were preparing their wills... The woman asks her husband if he would get married again, if she died first.
"'No, I wouldn't want to marry again,' he said.
"'Well, why not?' she answered. 'Don't you like being married?'
"'Well...yes...'
"'Then why wouldn't you want to get remarried?'
"'Well...okay...maybe I would get remarried.'
"'But where would you live...would you bring your new wife to our house?'
"'I guess so...it's a nice house...I wouldn't want to move.'
"'You mean...you'd let her drive my car and sleep in my bed?'
"'I don't know...I hadn't thought about it...but, yes...I guess so...why not?'
"'And I suppose you'd even let her use my golf clubs?'
"'Oh no, I wouldn't do that. She's left handed.'"
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